IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY -Dwight Schrute

To the only person who really knows what went on with the "Emergency Feminie Hygiene Kit" and who

knows what "Beaver Dick makes me sick!" is all about.

Happy 25th Kyla!

I'm so happy that even though I threw that napkin at you in a "beastly, violent" way three years ago, you decided to give me a change to be your friend. You complete me. I'm so happy I have a friend that just "gets me", and wants to make up dances in really little yellow shorts and gold metallic shirts, blows up pics of Kara Atkins to 11x17, rides recumbant tandem bicycles, loves Butter Cream Gangs and bike rides to the boat house just as much as me. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have the ever famous Miss Kyla Urie as my BFF.

I heart you!

(But you know I'm really only friends with you for your famous brother, right?)

juuuussstt kidding. FBFF.

Aloha

Don't expect to see me around the blogging world the next few days.

I'll be in Hawaii.

Shoe Love = True Love

Anyone have an extra $865.00 lying around? No?

Me either :(

It's about time...

These two....

FINALLY have a blog!

So all you fans of Renton and Lisa can add them to your blog list and welcome them into the 21st century.

FYI: If Renton ever blogs, it will probably be about airplanes.

losmaxfields.blogspot.com

Ladies, this is the final rose....

Can you believe THE BACHELOR??!?!?!

Jason is so stupid and ridiculous and makes me totally bum out. I literally can't believe it!

People who get engaged and then dump their fiance ON NATIONAL TELEVISION because they're "in love with someone else" and then make out with someone new FIVE SECONDS LATER and clearly don't feel bad about it at all are SO LAME. Can Melissa like, sue him or something?

Molly is kinda dumb herself. What self-respecting woman would take a man back after all that?

Did I really think Jason and Melissa's relationship would last for all eternity? No way. But I didn't think he would be such a/an ______. (Insert insult/bad word's that us Mormon's are not supposed to say here.)

Battle of the buldge

Ummm....Chocolate Covered Bacon? That's just wrong. Find more delicacies like this over at thisiswhyyourefat.com.

Confession: I have had one of the items on the fat list, chocolate covered frozen cheesecake...and it did taste so very delicious :)

Viva Las Vegas!

I went to Vegas a couple weekends ago to visit my friend Kyla, and can you believe this is the only picture we took?

*Only a select few will actually understand the true meaning of this picture, and who we took it for.

It was a great weekend with Kyla. We didn't really do much, just hung out, which is how I like it. A few things we did do: got pedicures, ate Cafe Rio, lost money at the casino, watched Olsen twins videos, and I watched my first ever UFC match (and I couldn't help but think of Friends and The One with The Ultimate Fighting Champion). A fun weekend.

This coming weekend we are heading to Phoenix to Renton and Lisa's. I've gotta take advantage of the free flights before July 29th comes and my life is over. wahhhhh.